Ssangchu Methodology: lessons learned from Joongbo
Always play scissors, paper, stone to make a decision.
Always be competitive.
Have cucumbers ready for instant aegyo.
Dragonflies are a no no in a relationship.
You will have a good pedicure if you sleep while doing it… so please… add on…
Use “Ssory” if you feel really sorry …and “Sorry” if u are insincere..
Life is comfortable if there is someone there at home preparing food for you after a tiring day at work.
Always direct your affections to your loved one via an animal.. (e.g. a horse, a pet dog..etc)
When checking your blood pressure..always test twice (one for normal, one for angry)
It feels better to ROFL than to simply LOL.
Always leave memories by writing your thoughts everytime you go to the beach.
Use dishes as a way to ease your other half pain/stress.
Always practice D.I.Y in your daily life even when it comes to giving gifts.
To always think of everything in a positive way.
Not to worry about what happened today because if you don’t give it a chance how would you know it won’t work. And to worry about what to happen in the future when if does happen later on.
Always shouting as a way of ‘tuning’ before singing.
Always be number 1 because any other rank wouldn’t matter.
Resort to piggybacking in times of wanting skinship.
Wear dress/tux to a BBQ.
When cooking for husband’s little brothers be sure to insert gag into the horses mouth.
Remember the Indian dance is a nice way to keep in shape.
Fireflies are a hazard be sure to bring in water to put them out.
When visiting the 4d world of JoongBo be sure to have an exit pass so you don’t get lost.
Do not forget that fishing with people = no fish at all with the lettuce couple.
Do not wear a pair of boots when fishing in a lake. It may result in embarrassing doggy postures that would forever be immortalized by a nifty camera. Therefore resulting in black mail opportunity.
When singing in Japan remember to keep additional bucket near by when gurgling for singing warm ups.
Don’t forget to wish upon a star —some dreams do come true!
When you go mountain hiking , don’t forget to bring a moisturizer for dry skin.
When wearing short skirts be sure to rub it into your husbands face that you own yourself.
Jins the dog is a great rival and best friend. Be sure to feed him lots of non-water and make your wife jealous.
If you are happy and you know it don’t clap your hands.
When fireflies attack be sure to taunt your husband for black mail purposes.
Lettuce is obviously a water substance-no wonder the JoongBo couple is always being watered even in salt water.
Purchases of gold and silver watches is quite a fashion statement. Be sure to have the return receipt if it’s borrowed.
Karaoke is fun if you don’t normally sing for a living.
Hi fives can be a way of getting close with your husband and in-laws.
If your hubby kills joy by explaining a white lie (especially when its about a compliment)..the best solution is to give him silent treatment.
Do not pressure your wife to make food for you when she is tired.
As a manager for your wife be sure to have her slippers ready for her when she comes home.
Love your significant others child (Jins) be sure to clean and brush him very well for your wife.
Painting nails half asleep is a gift of all trades that shall impress your wife.
Smile and the world smiled with you.
Be happy don't worry.
Stay young.
Love—-means never having to say your sorry.
Don’t attempt to twist anybody’s neck if you’re not an expert like HB - you might kill somebody accidentally !
If you are going to feed a hungry wife/GF after strenous activities , prepare lots of food (eg. Ramens) so that she won’t eat your share!
And don’t give empty bottles of water !!!!!!!!!!! Your partner may not take it as a joke !( or you will panic if she chokes accidentally ! )
A flu shot is a good way of showing you care for someone …
Name: Marjyeneth HBD: 1988-August-31 Location: Cavite Status: Single
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